Stories of dating sex

He laughed after he figured it out, but for a second there I was sure he’d faint!

-- I once fell off a three-foot-high platform bed with a 200 pound man on top of me, landed on the concrete floor and got knocked out cold.

I woke up not being able to see and was temporarily blind for a few hours from the impact.

I have my septum pierced (the middle of my nose) and when I don’t feel like wearing a septum ring, sometimes I wear an acrylic retainer so the hole doesn’t close up.

Once, when I was on top of my boyfriend in the throes of passion, my septum retainer fell out and landed right in his mouth. Then he had to help me put it back in while I was still on top of him.

It turns out he'd had a giant nose bleed all over me, and I basically looked like Carrie on prom night.

My face, neck, and chest were all smeared with crimson blood, and he thought something out of a horror movie was going down.

I feel like we definitely bonded on a deeper level through the experience.

-- My current boyfriend and I were doing the do, and I felt a bit of wetness on my face. When my boyfriend got up to turn on a light and clean up, he looked at me and started to freak out.-- I was blowing my ex in my parent's shower and getting ready for some steamy shower sex.Sex can be a lot of things -- passionate, energizing and yes, sometimes even embarrassing.When it comes to cringe-worthy stories, nothing quite beats the mistakes and mishaps that happen between the sheets.We reached out to our readers to ask about some of their most humiliating coital catastrophes and we have to admit, some of the stories they shared surprised even us!Check them out for yourself and be thankful these embarrassing moments didn’t happen to you.

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