Please understand that this situation does not reflect negatively upon your personality, appearance, or credentials.
is the prostitute/porn star turned artist/sexologist. God forbid that two guys dicks should touch in a MFM group sex scene! That, and the perception by non-poly people that because I am poly, I am interested in dating/sleeping with everyone. However, I regret to inform you that we do not currently have any openings for new members in our household.
from Facebook This Group Marriage Rejection Letter was a post to alt.polyamory by Elynne on 1/28/2001. “I am sure that many of you who have poly familys or pages about poly familys get this thing from time to time.
dating again after 50 - Facebook and dating trouble
I asked my fans on Facebook and Twitter about their worse polyamory problem woes and took the funniest answers. “If you don’t like your lovers lover, you have to choose between being alone while they go do something or being annoyed at hanging out with them both.” –Staples Kinky 9. When I was poly I traveled a lot and had a girlfriend in each place (with full disclosure naturally). Of course it stopped working when my job that paid for business travel ended. I Hope you enjoyed this Top 10 List, I look forward to your comments on poly problems that were overlooked here, whether they are humorous or not.
I also searched #polyproblems on several blogs and threads and found the first poly problem: Poly is also short hand for being Polynesian or graduating from Cal Poly. Just because your poly does not mean you’re promiscuous. I recognize that some of these issues are dear to the heart of polys and may even be hard to laugh at.
“Why do people always equate open relationships and polyamory with just wanting to sleep around? ” –Anon The whine-fests about who’s “really poly” versus who’s “just slutty” give me a headache. My intention is to lighten up and help open hearts, sometimes even in the midst of heartache.
Getting uncomfortable with this “gay marriage will lead to poly marriage” line. –Zoe O’Connell on Twitter Wedding invitations always say plus 1, where does that leave us? If you have more than 3 people, how do you get a bed big enough? The classic Poly Problem: Who sleeps on the wet spot? We will keep your application on file, and will hasten to nofity you if there is an opening in our family at some point in the future. Sincerely, (Poly Household Name) “Jealousy is a terrible disease please Get well soon bitch!
— Ali Shanti Lifstyle events, swing parties and sex clubs all seem to wink at bisexual girls but shut the door on male homosexuality. Getting a text message that reads: “my main relationship takes priority over you” message.”–Undercover Kinkster, Author of anonymous poly friendly blog 2. Because ofcourse, when you’re poly, everyone wants you. We’re pleased to know that you find our arrangements appealing, and that you are intrigued by one or more of our members.
When we are at a tantra event and the teacher says to pair up, I don’t know who to face first. I hope you find it as funny as I did.” Dear (insert name here), Thank you for your interest in joining our polyamorous family.
My relationship issues are people issues, like failure to communicate.
They’re problems I would have if I had 1 partner or 20.” –LK from Facebook.
Just for fun, I decided to conduct a poll to see what are the top 10 poly problems. Husband just straightfacedly told me ‘we have a problem, we need to talk…’ awk. Overheard a hipster boy at party last night: “The only problem I have with the poly community is that, by and large, they’re bi and large”–Burning Man on Twitter. – Vanessa Carlisle from Showtime’s Polyamory: Married & Dating. ”– Anonymous “My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous, the other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.” –Rodney Dangerfield.
Since humor is often the best way to rise above our polyamory problems and see ourselves in a new light, I hope you don’t take this post too seriously. silence: ‘you’re not dating enough people.–neomeruru gravida, Twitter. Thank you to everyone who participated in my polyamory poll.
(A little while back, I posted a piece summarizing a lot of the recent literature, as well as my own opinions, on why dating has become such an impossible chore in recent years.