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People often ask me; "Godforbid," they say, "You're quite the ladies man What's your secret?

You too can be swimming in women A float in seas of ovaries But more importantly, Knowing whether behind those pretty eyes You have a diamond in the rough Or colored contact lenses In a rough **** stripper named Diamond Let's recreate the scene Make-believe you're at the table, see Talking playfully to the waitress At your local place to eat Way beneath the apron, Maybelline, Smell of eggs and cheese, bacon grease She's a babe, an 8 at least You wanna push the plate of quesadillas off the table And spread them angel's wings But you can't say a thing?

If you don't do well with women They sell prescription drugs on television May cause loss of appetite Malnutrition, dizzy spells And different bells were ringing And that's where I come in and give 'em a little extra help to get 'em (You can't get) You see confidence is key when entering any situation (In her pants) We all have insecurities So why not build your confidence on the insecurities of others?

The drunker you are The easier it is to get laid But the harder it is to You may have to picture what it is this month Whoever you've been thinking of The girl at the Pizza Hut Midgets, nuns Whatever little miss it was And with a little hard work, a little luck If you haven't given up Maybe you can get it up Now a is supposed to be fun Instant gratification, a roller coaster But no one wants to get stuck over and over Going home to the roller coaster It's hard to watch your shows And do your homework And when the ride you rode is over It'll cost more than a roll of quarters (You can't get) So pull out!

If you don't do well with women They sell prescription drugs on television May cause loss of appetite, malnutrition, Dizzy spells and different bells were ringing And that's where I come in and give 'em A little extra help to get 'em (You can get...

You don't suppose that she never knows When she might show somebody Now think of that before you go steady Or maybe at your own wedding (You can get...

be her man...) You see, confidence is key When entering any situation We all have insecurities, So why not build your confidence On the insecurities of others?

The drunker you are The easier it is to get laid, But the harder it is to **** You may have to picture what it is this month Whoever you've been thinking of The girl at the pizza hut, Midgets, nuns Whatever little miss it was And with a little hard work A little luck, If you haven't given up, Maybe you can get it up Now ****'s supposed to be fun Instant gratification, A roller coaster; But no one wants to get stuck over And over going home to the roller coaster It's hard to watch your shows and do your homework And when the ride you rode is over It'll cost more than a roll of quarters (You can get...

Be her man...) So pull out I know how warm and good it feels But it's getting crowded round here So please, pull out If it's not the one you wanna stay with You can avoid the face but not the abbreviations Taking payments from your pay check You can do it, pull out!

People often ask me "Godforbid" they say "You're quite the ladies man What's your secret?

Men have what I call a 'Columbus Complex;' Other people may have been there But we still wanna feel like we discovered it So don't tell the number that you've done it with Your summers in columbia when you were young And did a bunch of dumber sh*t Rambunctious kids, wait for the second date To cuff the wrists Sponges, rubber gloves And whips, oven mits Now a well trimmed personal area that's nice But why's she so ready?

Be her man...) If she's your girlfriend, Leave her alone with your friends Now I don't expect no virgins But let 'em try to score Is she flirting or is she !

I know how warm and good it feels (In her pants) But its gettin' crowded 'round here Please, pull out!

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